Just about every teenager fantasizes about being an adult. Some kids are excited to be able to go to bars or buy alcohol, but I couldn’t wait to go to a strip club. I wanted to see gorgeous girls dancing around on stage, showing off their incredible bodies. Once I was able to actually go into such a place, I was unbelievably disappointed. It was extremely crowded, the music was way too loud, and the girls weren’t very attractive at all.

As I matured, I discovered that it’s much more fun to sit at home and turn to the internet to get your rocks off. Right now viewers can get free iStripper accounts and have their own private dancer. Members are able to choose the lovely lady who’s right for them. Christy White, Emiri Momota, Hot Pearl, Mina Von D, and Rebecca Volpetti are just a few of the familiar faces you’ll be able to choose from. Once you find the sexy slut who checks off all the boxes for you, you’ll get to watch as she slides up and down the pole while revealing every inch of flesh. This is a deal you don’t want to pass up.